January 15, 2011

Don't read this if you're easily offended!

Since so many of you kindly wrote to me the other day with nice things to put a smile on my face, I decided that I would return the favor with something that would put a smile on YOUR faces, but KY style ;) 

And for those of you who are wondering what exactly I was Googling for to find this, I was actually looking for different raw recipes at the beginning of the month when I completed my body cleanse and I stumbled onto the website - ya dirty birds!

Wee Weenie Carrot
You say potato, I say...
Enough to make the other fruit blush
Strawberry DooDah
Red Hot Chili Peckers
Interestingly enough, I actually learned something new by looking at that soft-veggie-porn article. There is a European-wide ban over here on misshapen fruits and veggies over concern that they would go to waste. Ohhhh so that is why I don't see any Potato Penis' over here in the REWE

Have you ever seen a smutty strawberry or a titillating tomato in the grocery aisle? And more importantly, would you let it go to waste?  Because I know for sure that the little suckers would be coming home with me!

Hey - Get ya minds outtah the guttah again!! (insert Boston accent)


  1. I love the little red hot chili peckers...I would totally be taking pics with them and then, I would definitely eat them.

  2. this is hilarious! i would buy these just because they look dirty! i may have to repost! =)

  3. So funny! Thanks for sharing with us like-minded individuals!

  4. This really did make me laugh out loud! Anytime I see "dirty" fruit/veggies in the store, I have to take them home with me. I just get a kick out of it!

  5. You get to see a lot more of these when you grow your own garden. We specialize in butt crack tomatoes. Yummy!

  6. You dirty little hockey wife. This is just too funny, some of those are hilarious!

  7. hahaha :) those fruits and veggies are hilarious. I would DEF take it home with me if i found one. There's seriously a ban in Europe?? lol

  8. That's pretty funny. I definitely had to post this on FB.

  9. Bahahahhaha...this is hysterical. I can't believe their are actualy fruit and vegetables that look like that.

  10. I am glad I have some sick/funny minded friends!

    Maggie - go for it, share the naughty!

    Joey - AMAZING! I plan on growing a veggie garden this spring, I hope I can specialize in the butt crack toms :)

    Laura - YES! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8587496.stm

    The 26 types of produce which had the ban removed in 2008 were: apricots, artichokes, asparagus, aubergines, avocadoes, beans, Brussels sprouts, carrots, cauliflowers, cherries, courgettes, cucumbers, cultivated mushrooms, garlic, hazelnuts in shell, headed cabbage, leeks, melons, onions, peas, plums, ribbed celery, spinach, walnuts in shell, water melons and witloof/chicory.
    But the rules remain unchanged for 10 types of produce, accounting for three-quarters of EU fruit and vegetable trade.
    They were: apples, citrus fruit, kiwi fruit, lettuces, peaches and nectarines, pears, strawberries, sweet peppers, table grapes and tomatoes.

  11. Bwahaha!! That's hilarious!!! :) Especially those chili peckers!!!

  12. Naughty veggies!

    That's wicked funny! (said in my best Keith Yandle/Boston-ite impersonation voice)



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